Savvy

One time she spilt kombucha on her Yeezys.

Not creative enough to come up with a one liner. 

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Most likely to make you think.

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Fake it till you make it.

Greatest athlete ever to step on a football field.

Her sandwich order is bacon, pickles, and mustard.

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JV football MVP.

Go big or go home. 

Easily entertained, but hard to please.

One time he got punched in the face by a girl. 

Music is what drives my soul. 

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If not us, then who?

They call him the 'smelter.'

Favorite midnight snack is peanut butter and oreos. 

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His name is Teddy like a teddy bear.

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Got any games?

You'll find him at club Karma on the weekends. 

You can call me "Scout."

8 letters, 3 words say it and she's yours. "I got food."

Got sheets?

I get tacos at Chipotle. 

Can't find her? Check the local Taco Bell.

Former gymnast, do what you want with that information.

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Big numbers guy.

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IYKYK.

My flame thrower is almost as hot as my beats.

Add him on Xbox at ImPenguinHD.

The most northern girl kickin' it in the deep south.

I'm from the Jersey Shore, let me see your best fist bump.

Even better looking in person.

Good luck getting in touch with her.

Pretty enough to steal your girl, Drake enough to give her back.

They say nobody is perfect, but I mean c'mon...

Enjoys fried potatoes in literally any form.

Charlie "too good for Tinder" Curtis.

You ever so sad that you drive the speed limit?

I'll hunt you down. 

He's never lost at anything in his entire life.

Some call her the queen of carbs.

Great rep, even better dancer.

Ask him to freestyle for you. You won't regret it.

Bring her pizza and no one gets hurt. 

I feel sorry for people that don't know me.

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Probably at the gym or Chipotle.

I clean up nice, I don't need a maid.

5'2 and your girlfriend still looks up to me.

Buy me a drink and anything off the kids menu.

Like and subscribe.

Nice guys don't own 9 cars.

Gotta risk it for the biscuit.

It took her 3 weeks to send this picture.

Venmo @maddiemoos.

I look up to Steve Jobs for his fashion sense.

Some people say I don't look like JB. I disagree. 

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Elite. 

Probably on a plane.

Truly impossible to describe me in one line. 

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Don't touch my aux.

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You win some you dim sum.

Certified weapon.

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Major music chick.

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Nicest New Yorker you'll ever meet.

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Seeing is believing.

Has a tendency to fall off stage and run into poles.

Life goal: to be as happy as her dog one day.

Arguably the greatest human being on the planet.

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Zoomed in so you didn't have to.

Smooth as butter. 

Pats by a million.

Hotter than all five spice girls combined. 

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Most responsive rep.

If you're not 6ft. don't even look at me.

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If he was a vehicle he'd be a tank.

Give her smart with a solid flirt-roast ratio and she's yours.

Tall and blonde, what more could you want?

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Accidentally got evicted.

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Certified heartthrob.

Proceed with caution.

I'm just here so I won't get fined. 

Just an absolute savage.

Soul Cycle and Barry's... I am LA.

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"You let that guy catch the ball?"

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I have a 4.67 Uber rating.

I don't stir the pot, I stir the drink.

Virt Glide. Nothing else needs to be said.

It be like that sometimes.